Goemon, Ganbare Goemon/Mystical Ninja, various platforms
“My name’s not FERNANDEZ!”


NES |
PS1 |
Maré Odomo |
Fangamer |
Goemon, Ganbare Goemon/Mystical Ninja, various platforms
“My name’s not FERNANDEZ!”
Tom and Nick, Snow Bros, Arcade
Great game, but I don’t get why these cute snowmen and their friends always look like fat ugly babymen in their character portraits.
Princess Tomato, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, NES
Her knight will come someday! Little does she know that he’s being held up by the MOST UNHELPFUL PERSIMMON EVER.
Skeleton T, Puyo Puyo series, various platforms
The easiest opponent in Puyo Puyo is far from being scary or even spooky… until you start to think about where all that tea he drinks could possibly go. WOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOO
Mappy, Mappy Land, NES
Crime never sleeps! … Even if the criminals are cats.
Bub and Bob, Bubble Bobble series, various platforms
Now it is the beginning of a fantastic story! Let us make a journey to the Cave of Monsters!
Tiki and Wally, The New Zealand Story, various platforms
The kiwi’s natural enemy is, of course, the leopard seal, which makes its money selling the little birds on the black market. The kiwi retaliates with bows, arrows, bombs and rockets, which make up for its inability to fly.
Popo and Nana, Ice Climber, NES
I guess food is pretty hard to come by when you’re scaling an ice mountain! Why else would vegetables be so damn important?